A driver with a wild duck in his passenger seat was pulled over by a policeman.
“Don’t you know it’s against the law to drive loose birds around inside your car?” the officer asks the guy.
“Yes, I know, sorry,” the guy explains, “This duck is unable to fly, so I’m gonna take it to the zoo.”
“Fine then,” says the policeman, and lets the driver go off with the duck.
The next day, the same policeman sees the driver again, and he still has the duck in his car.
Exasperated, he stops him, and says, “Look, I thought you were going to take that duck to the zoo.”
“Yes, I did,” says the driver, “And now I’m taking him to the theater.”