Pun Of The Weak: Vague Statement


A driver with a wild duck in his passenger seat was pulled over by a policeman.

“Don’t you know it’s against the law to drive loose birds around inside your car?” the officer asks the guy.

“Yes, I know, sorry,” the guy explains, “This duck is unable to fly, so I’m gonna take it to the zoo.”

“Fine then,” says the policeman, and lets the driver go off with the duck.

The next day, the same policeman sees the driver again, and he still has the duck in his car.

Exasperated, he stops him, and says, “Look, I thought you were going to take that duck to the zoo.”

“Yes, I did,” says the driver, “And now I’m taking him to the theater.”


About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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16 Responses to Pun Of The Weak: Vague Statement

  1. Andy Smart says:

    Dave Allen did that one only with a penguin 🙂 RIP awesome comedian

    Liked by 1 person

  2. George says:

    Lol… Thanks for that one.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. skirtdiary21 says:


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  4. Cheesy, 8mark! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

    Liked by 1 person

  5. swabby429 says:

    a true groaner 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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