Gleanings From The Past #9


A Flash

When a candle is burnt so long as to leave a tolerably large wick, blow it out; a dense smoke, which is composed of hydrogen and carbon, will immediately rise. Then, if another candle, or lighted taper, be applied to the utmost verge of this smoke, a very strange phenomenon will take place. The flame of the lighted candle will be conveyed to that just blown out, as if it were borne on a cloud, or, rather, it will seem like a mimic flash of lightning proceeding at a slow rate.

— Alfred Rochefort, Healthful Sports for Boys, 1910

What’s Wrong?

A barrister came into court one day with his wig all awry, which caused a general titter amongst his brother lawyers and the bench on which he turned to Curran,  and said — “Do you see anything ridiculous in my wig?” Curran drily answered — “No, nothing but your head!”

Irish Bubble and Squeak: A Selection of the Most Popular Irish Tales, 1854


A quill has been defined by someone as an instrument taken from the pinion of one goose to circulate the opinions of another. It may be added that the gabble of the first goose is very often more tolerable than that of the second.

New Carolinian [Elizabeth City, New Carolina], November 10, 1897


Sublime and Ridiculous

We like fine writing when it is properly applied; so we appreciate the following burst of eloquence: “As the ostrich uses both legs and wings when the Arabian courser bounds in her rear — as the winged lightnings leap from the heavens when the thunderbolts are loosed — so does a little boy run when a big dog is after him.”

Hopkinsville Kentuckian, January 13, 1912

About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkMLaw and Facebook. My email is
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2 Responses to Gleanings From The Past #9

  1. Ben Aqiba says:

    Nice saying 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Enjoy your post, full of interesting messages! Food for thought, I like it!

    Liked by 1 person

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