A Shaggy-Dog Story: Black And White

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One day, a reporter went to a farm to conduct an interview with a farmer.

Reporter: Do you have some time for a quick interview?

Farmer: Yes.

Reporter: I wanna ask how you take care of your cows. For my first question: Where do you clean them?

Farmer: The white one or the black one?

Reporter: The white one.

Farmer: On the river.

Reporter: How about the black one?

Farmer: On the river too.

Reporter: Umm, okay… What type of food do you feed them?”

Farmer: The white one or the black one?

Reporter: The white one.

Farmer: Grass.

Reporter: The black one?

Farmer: Also grass.

Reporter: (Slightly annoyed) Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The white one or the black one?

Reporter: (Annoyed) The white one.

Farmer: Inside the barn.

Reporter: The black one?!

Farmer: Also inside the barn.

Reporter: Now, wait a minute! Why did you keep asking me which cow I was referring to when you just give the same answer?!

Farmer: Oh, about that… It’s because the white cow is mine.

Reporter: Oh, I see. How about the black one?

Farmer: Mine as well.

 

 

 

 

 

About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkMLaw and Facebook. My email is learnfunfacts@gmail.com
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30 Responses to A Shaggy-Dog Story: Black And White

  1. Ben Aqiba says:

    πŸ™‚ Great post

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ivors20 says:

    Yep, us Aussie country blokes can relate to our friendly farmer…..

    Liked by 2 people

  3. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
    Thanks for a nice daily dose of humor !!

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Garfield Hug says:

    LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚This farmer has a problem!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. paolsoren says:

    I love it.both of ’em.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Arbie says:

    This really made me smile. Great post! πŸ„ here’s a white and black one

    Liked by 1 person

  7. George says:

    Lol..didn’t see that one coming

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Do we know the ages of the White Cow?

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  9. Ha ha good dose of humor to end the day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  10. I loved the story about the black one. You can ask me about the white one later on.

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  11. Hahaha LOL Thanks for an afternoon laugh πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  12. So amoosing! (β€œβŒ’βˆ‡βŒ’β€)

    Liked by 1 person

  13. nanotist says:

    Such a funny story. Thanks for visiting my blog!

    Liked by 1 person

  14. tinagk says:

    Haha. Cute! Thanks for the “like” on my poems.

    Liked by 1 person

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