Pun Of The Weak: Herd Of Cows

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Saw this one on the internet a few days ago…

During a school field trip to a farm, Little Johnny saw several cows grazing.

“Hey, look! There’s a bunch of cows over there,” Little Johnny told his classmates.

The teacher said, “Not bunch, but herd.”

“Heard what?” Little Johnny asked.

“Herd of cows,” the teacher replied.

“Of course I’ve heard of cows.”

“No, a cow herd.”

“What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”


I’ll be away from WordPress this week though I have scheduled seven posts for this week. But I won’t be able to reply to comments until next week.

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My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. You can find me on Twitter` and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com

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