Pun Of The Weak: Herd Of Cows

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Saw this one on the internet a few days ago…

During a school field trip to a farm, Little Johnny saw several cows grazing.

“Hey, look! There’s a bunch of cows over there,” Little Johnny told his classmates.

The teacher said, “Not bunch, but herd.”

“Heard what?” Little Johnny asked.

“Herd of cows,” the teacher replied.

“Of course I’ve heard of cows.”

“No, a cow herd.”

“What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”


I’ll be away from WordPress this week though I have scheduled seven posts for this week. But I won’t be able to reply to comments until next week.

About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkMLaw and Facebook. My email is learnfunfacts@gmail.com
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18 Responses to Pun Of The Weak: Herd Of Cows

  1. E A M Harris says:

    Thank you for a good laugh.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Garfield Hug says:

    Enjoy your break and I will miss your voice as it gives me the funniest of repliesπŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

  3. inesephoto says:

    Hm, ‘of the weak’… It adds to the fun I guess πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Humerous, good one πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Sometimes it is difficult to listen to what is being said. I rent my cows from Hertz.
    Be safe and we will be looking forward to your return.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Mr. Mel says:

    I heard you. Enjoy our time off.πŸ‘πŸ˜Š

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Tammy7711 says:

    Good one! I love it! πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  8. etuckerbiz says:

    Reblogged this on Playtime Travel and commented:
    A little humor for the heart!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Puns are fun — check out this site too – it’s got tons of puns http://saltypun.com/ πŸ™‚

    Like

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