Politically Correct Recommendation Letters

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Political correctness may have dulled wit and humor, but with some ingenuity, you can still combine some wit and sarcasm to “politically correct” statements. The following are some examples of politically correct references:

An employee who’s always absent:

  1. “A person like him is hard to find.”
  2. “It seemed his career was just taking off.”

An incompetent employee:

  1. “I refer him with no qualifications whatsoever.”
  2. “There is nothing you can teach him.”
  3. “All in all, I cannot say enough good things about him or recommend him too highly.”
  4. “Waste no time in making him an offer.”

A dishonest employee: “His true ability was deceiving.”

A slacker:

  1. “He doesn’t care how many hours he must put in.”
  2. “You would be fortunate to get this person to work for you.”
  3. “No one would be better for this position.”

An employee who’s not well-liked: “I am pleased to say that he is a former colleague of mine.”

An employee who’s always drunk: “Every hour to him is a happy hour.”

About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkMLaw and Facebook. My email is learnfunfacts@gmail.com
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29 Responses to Politically Correct Recommendation Letters

  1. Rofl! These were hilarious, Ed!

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  2. magarisa says:

    These are brilliant!!

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  3. When words are double-edged swords. Perfect!

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  4. These are awesome and I must keep them for reference!

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  6. I am taking notes. ha ha thanks for the laughs

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  7. Jack Shalom says:

    I have friends who act in the theater, and what do you say to them when their performances have been awful?

    “You outdid yourself!”
    “Your performance was jawdropping!”
    “You’ve never been better!”
    “People were leaving the theater in tears.”
    “I’m speechless!”
    “Your interpretation of that role was so unique!”
    “You must have worked very hard on that role!”
    “So many words!”
    “All eyes were on you!”
    “There’ll never be a performance of that role like tonight!”

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  8. Rini says:

    Love these. Good post. Lol

    Liked by 2 people

  9. delphini510 says:

    Very clever and fun references for various employees.
    Imaginative employer.
    miriam

    Liked by 3 people

  10. anne leueen says:

    Thank you for a good laugh.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. 3C Style says:

    Still laughing. Hilarious. I’m taking notes! Thanks I needed a good laugh.

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  12. this just made my night!

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  13. craftysurf says:

    I’m bookmarking this for future use…..😂😂😂

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  15. I love the spin on this genius

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  16. Kally says:

    Made me laugh out loud!!

    Liked by 1 person

  17. natuurfreak says:

    Fantastische repliek

    Like

  18. I think that I might’ve actually used some of these.

    Like

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