Random Joke #7: Traffic Hazard

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Rick rushed into his work and said loudly, “I tell you, women drivers are a hazard in traffic. Driving to work this morning on thе freeway, I looked over to my left and there was this woman driving with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her lipstick. I looked away for a moment, and the next thing I knew, she was drifting toward my lane. It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver into my coffee, and it squirted all over my phone… so I wasn’t able to finish posting about her on Facebook.”

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My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. You can find me on Twitter` and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com

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