Random Joke #7: Traffic Hazard


Rick rushed into his work and said loudly, “I tell you, women drivers are a hazard in traffic. Driving to work this morning on thе freeway, I looked over to my left and there was this woman driving with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her lipstick. I looked away for a moment, and the next thing I knew, she was drifting toward my lane. It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver into my coffee, and it squirted all over my phone… so I wasn’t able to finish posting about her on Facebook.”


About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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15 Responses to Random Joke #7: Traffic Hazard

  1. 3C Style says:

    Good one! Did made me smile. But texting and driving is no joke, just stupid.


  2. Tammy7711 says:

    So funny!!! Omg!!! 😂😂😂😩

    Liked by 1 person

  3. That’s how they drive around here in Illinois these days! 🙂


  4. jfrels says:

    Those self-driving cars can’t come soon enough.


  5. See, when you look into the mirror you only make judgments on other.


  6. Yes, it’s a Cyrillic e. Just checked the unicode. This is pretty weird indeed…

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Didn’t notice that. Now that you mentioned it, indeed. I just copied it from an email forwarded to me from a friend so who knows where did this originate.

    This looks like the Cyrillic e but I’m not sure.

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  8. David says:

    “joe” should be “joke”


  9. Peter Klopp says:

    I like jokes that are funny AND have message. Great joke!!!

    Liked by 2 people

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