Pun Of The Weak: The Longest Word


During an English lesson…

Teacher: The longest English word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis…

Little Johnny: I know a longer word than that.

Teacher: Could you please tell us what it is?

Little Johnny: Whatever follows “…and now a word from our sponsors…”.


About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
This entry was posted in Humor, Language and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

25 Responses to Pun Of The Weak: The Longest Word

  1. mathemaliks says:

    Wow that’s actually a good one lmao


  2. What a very astute child.


  3. Evelyn says:

    Well, I thought the longest English word was triscaidacaphobia. You learn something new every day! LOL The Castle Lady Huh? Oh. That’s fear of Friday the 13th ! ; )

    Liked by 1 person

  4. JD Bond says:

    I remember playing a variant of Horse at the basketball court in a local park once called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I think we gave up before we finished, but it was much better than watching commercial advertising on TV.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. emyelmofty says:

    Wow you just gave me a throw back. Lovely middle school memories.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. anne leueen says:

    Ah! that’s such a good one.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Haha! That’s so good!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. PoetSpeak says:

    A cool blog! And thanks for liking my post!

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Garfield Hug says:

    Gheezz! Johnny has spunk! By the way what does your longest word describe..a name of an illness?

    Liked by 1 person

  10. ivor20 says:

    Nice one Little Johnny !!

    Liked by 1 person

What's On Your Mind?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s