Random Joke #9: A Restaurant That Works Like An IT Support

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Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.

Patron: No, it’s still there.

Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re eating the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that got to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: What, you have another Soup of the Day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.

Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

[Waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

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About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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30 Responses to Random Joke #9: A Restaurant That Works Like An IT Support

  1. rishhu says:

    Ha ha ha. ☺️

    Liked by 1 person

  2. paolsoren says:

    I thought this was s’posed to be a joke. It no funny.

    Like

  3. Tammy7711 says:

    😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so much at this and at myself, because I don’t comprehend the joke but it was funny lolol

    Liked by 1 person

  4. It was good. I liked these IT expressions, that’s exactly how they go about a problem.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. bravingmentalillness says:

    Haaaaahaaaaaa hilarious 😂 Thank you!

    Liked by 1 person

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  7. Noel Hartem says:

    You’ve made me laugh once again

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Abigail says:

    Ah, the frustrations of customer support. Fortunately I have never experienced poor customer support myself, but I have heard of others suffering so. A joyful exchange!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. SOUPerb !⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

    Liked by 2 people

  10. You are too much! I can’t stop laughing! Great post!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Peter Klopp says:

    Hilarious piece of sarcasm!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Alfie says:

    finally I laughed at end

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Actually laughed out loud as I read this. I worked in customer support once. 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Christian says:

    Sounds like somebody knows the business!

    Liked by 1 person

  15. B. says:

    First big laugh of the day! Great way to start! Thank you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Liked by 1 person

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