Aerodamnics — how the air moves and the way it interacts with objects that are in the air according to Murphy.
1. A piece of buttered bread usually falls to the floor with the buttered side down.
Corollary: The probability of this happening is directly related to the price of the carpet.
2. juice squirting from a grapefruit tends to go directly into one’s eyes.
3. A wind always blows out your last match when lighting a campfire.
4. When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
5. Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first and always strike your toes.
6. No matter which direction you start, it’s always against the wind coming back.
7. The most powerful force in the world is that of a Frisbee disc straining to land under a car, just beyond reach. (The technical term for this force is “car suck”.)
8. The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
9. When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.
10. If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
While the Laws of Aerodamnics are corollaries of Murphy’s Law, the word “aerodamnics” is coined by yours truly, Edmark Law!
Haha gosh I love this antigravity so genius Indeed lol
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Reblogged this on Angie Dokos.
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Thanks for reblogging.
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You’re welcome. 😊
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This was so cool to read, I learned a few things too!
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HaHa! These are perfect and all true 🙂
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:)
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You always come up with something fabulous! Thank you!
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Thanks for reading and I’m glad that you liked it.
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this was so great, personally love #8….
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:)
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This made my Monday which up until reading this had been quite ordinary.
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I’m glad that you liked it. I appreciate your comment.
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that was a fun ride
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:)
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Actually, I’m reblogging this to my sister site, Success Inspirers World ☺
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Thanks!
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… And here I thought it was just me!
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Interesting read. 🙂
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☝😊
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Love the cat and the toast…brilliant!
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:)
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Clever! The corollaries added for #1 and #5 especially added to the humor of the buttered toast and dropped tool “aerodamnics.” (The cat+buttered toast photo made me smile.)
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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Interesting and true 🙂
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Very LOL Funny! 😄 Thanks for sharing, Edmark!
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:)
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Great read. Thank you, Edmark
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You’re welcome and thanks.
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1) A lost object is always found in the last place you looked for it…
2) The amount of coins found behind the sofa cushion will always be one less than the number needed to get the laundry done.
3) Supervisors will only evaluate you on the one day of the year you have arrived unprepared.
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That’s how it is most of the time…
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I’m using it in a sentence today 🤔👍
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:)
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Very enjoyable read on the variations of Murphy’s Law!
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Thanks for reading.
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I like the simple science of the toast on the cat’s back. Thanks for gifting my first laugh of the day! Cheers!!! 😄
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Glad you liked it. :)
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This is interesting.. I’ll pin it on my fb.. thanks for sharing…
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Thank you :)
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My big fear, when flying, has always been “Does bernoulli’s principle have an expiration date?”.
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I have a flight on Wednesday and you gave me another thing to worry about. Great job! :D
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