Gleanings From The Past #41

A Description of Melancholy

But o’er the twilight groves and dusky caves,
Long-sounding aisles, and intermingled graves,
Black Melancholy sits, and round her throws
A death-like silence, and a dread repose.
Her gloomy presence saddens all the scene;
Shades every flow’r, and darkens ev’ry green;
Deepens the murmur of the falling floods,
And breathes a browner horror on the woods.

— Alexander Pope, “Epistle from Eloisa to Abelard”, cited in Joseph Warton, An Essay on the Writings and Genius of Pope, Vol. 1, 1756

A Tale from the East

There is an Eastern story told of a person who taught his parrot to repeat only the words, “What doubt is there of that?” He carried it to the market for sale, fixing the price at one hundred rupees. A Mogul asked the parrot, “Are you worth one hundred rupees?” The parrot answered, “What doubt is there of that?” The Mogul was delighted, and bought the bird. He soon found out that this was all it could say. Ashamed now of his bargain, he said to himself, “I was a fool to buy this bird.” The parrot exclaimed as usual, “What doubt is there of that?”

The London Journal, Vol. 29, February 19, 1859

Beauty Tax

“Dean Swift proposed to tax beauty, and to leave every lady to rate her own charms; he said the tax would be cheerfully paid and very productive.”

— Frederick Saunders, Salad for the Social, 1856

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About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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13 Responses to Gleanings From The Past #41

  1. With the Beauty Tax, the government would owe my Mother-in-Law a Billion Dollar Refund! 🙂

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  2. Peter Klopp says:

    I like the parrot story best.

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  3. Garfield Hug says:

    Loved the parrot one☺👍

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  4. lol! I am not paying any beauty tax! Great post!

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  5. Thank you for visiting and liking my blog.

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  6. Jack Shalom says:

    The Swift quote is hilarious. Thanks.

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  7. masercot says:

    Nice mix. I like to see that Pope isn’t forgotten. I mean, The Rape of the Lock (think genitals shaped like a key… horrifying) wasn’t what I expected, but after I got over that, it turned out to be pretty delightful…

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  8. I love these quotes from the past.
    And how well does Pope describe melancholy!

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  9. rishhu says:

    Dean Swift was a smart guy! Lol! Enjoyable read!

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