Pun Of The Weak: Bullish Puns

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Forgetful cows give milk of amnesia.
Pampered cows give spoiled milk.
Nervous cows give milk shakes.

— Richard Lederer

Déjà moo — The feeling that you have already heard a particular bull before. This happens a lot when you’re watching the news, attending meetings, or browsing Facebook.

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About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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41 Responses to Pun Of The Weak: Bullish Puns

  1. These puns were very amoosing 🐮

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  2. Grace Teri says:

    Hah! Great, now I’m feeling punny.

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  3. Fragilistic says:

    Brilliant. So clever and funny. Made my day!

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  4. mistermuse says:

    The Déja moo definition should have included listening to Donald Trump — now that’s a lot of bull!

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  5. Rini says:

    Puns are the best.

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  6. craftysurf says:

    Irish Cows make Shamrock Shakes!!!! The only good thing at McD’s 🍀👌

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  7. rishhu says:

    Roflmao! 😂😂

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  8. Winnie says:

    Ha ha ha. That was really funny.

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  9. ELLE says:

    HA! Got a laugh from me.

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  10. gizzylaw says:

    My brother and I would try to carry on conversations in nothing but puns. This reminded me of him and his twisted sense of humor. THANK YOU!!!

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  11. My 6-year old daughter said chocolate milk comes from brown cows. _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

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  12. GoofyEd says:

    These are udder nonsense.

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  13. Viola Bleu says:

    Reblogged this on Ideas.Become.Words and commented:
    Love this blogger. Bit of science. Bit of maths. Bit of psychology. Lots of humour 👌🏼🤗

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  14. paolsoren says:

    Shouldn’t it be ‘watching the gnus’.

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  15. John says:

    Thats fun!😂

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  16. tanishq says:

    cant stop laughing! amazing

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  17. ESP says:

    Dense cows give condensed milk?

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  18. masercot says:

    Sacred cows give reinCarnation Evaporated Milk…

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  19. dunnasead.co says:

    What’s the shortest way to take cows to a county fair? Across a clover leaf. How do you count cows? Count the legs an divide by four. What do you call it when a cow kicks over the milking pail? A cowtastrophe. What are three kinds of cows? Jersey, Guernsey, and hamburger. (Sorry. Love your puns. Looking forward to next week’s)

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