Pun Of The Weak: Bullish Puns

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Forgetful cows give milk of amnesia.
Pampered cows give spoiled milk.
Nervous cows give milk shakes.

— Richard Lederer

Déjà moo — The feeling that you have already heard a particular bull before. This happens a lot when you’re watching the news, attending meetings, or browsing Facebook.

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My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. You can find me on Twitter` and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com

41 thoughts on “Pun Of The Weak: Bullish Puns

  1. What’s the shortest way to take cows to a county fair? Across a clover leaf. How do you count cows? Count the legs an divide by four. What do you call it when a cow kicks over the milking pail? A cowtastrophe. What are three kinds of cows? Jersey, Guernsey, and hamburger. (Sorry. Love your puns. Looking forward to next week’s)

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