The Worst Possible Superpowers
This is inspired by Masercot’s fun post with the same title.
— The sporadic ability to run through walls.
— The psychic power to break any of your own bone with just a thought.
— The power to steal anyone’s superpower in a world where no one possesses any superpower.
— The psychic ability to cause automatic doors to open a second faster than they normally would.
— The ability to make any situation awkward.
— The power to stop time without being immune to your own power.
— You turn bald every time you get angry.
— The ability to turn into a tapeworm every full moon.
— You have superhearing which only activates when you feel sleepy.
— The ability to communicate with mammoths.
Until a few years ago, I read my e-books on my smartphone, tablet or computer. It’s mostly all right but after reading for some time, my eyes would begin to tire out. On the other hand, if I am reading physical books, I could read them for a long period of time without any difficulty. Sometimes, when doing research, I could read for a whole day and a whole night, and I’m still fine the next day.
I’ve heard that e-readers cause less strain to the eyes, but hadn’t bought one since e-readers were (and still are) not popular here in Hong Kong, and thus, hard to find. Well, that’s not actually a good reason as I could easily order one online or I can buy one during my travels to overseas. The main reason I didn’t purchase an e-reader earlier is I thought there’s not much point in buying a gadget that performs a function that can be performed by my smartphone.
But then, after some research, I decided to buy an e-reader, specifically Kindle Paperwhite HD, from Amazon. It’s like staring at a real book… well, but really, but it’s a lot better than staring at a smartphone.
While I still prefer real books, I can’t deny that it’s good to have an e-book reader.
Almost every day for the duration of March 2013, Malaysian artist Hong Yi played with her food. However, she wasn’t simply playing with her food, she turned them into art. Her backdrop was only a white plate and the images depicted were entirely composed of food. There’s a large variety of designs including simple illustrations of objects, animals, landscapes, and references to popular culture. They were posted on her Facebook and Instagram.
Here are some examples:
In mid-1960’s, Rival Dog Company conducted a press conference to promote their new dog food. The president of the company brought with him a pedigreed collie and placed the dog at the main table next to him. As a publicity stunt, he served the dog their new product called “all-beef dinner”, but for some reason, the dog didn’t eat it. In fact, the dog completely ignored the food.
Not knowing what to do, the Rival president himself ate the dog food to the exuberance of the reporters. The next day, headlines like “Rival President Eats Dog Food, But Dog Won’t!” were all over the newspapers.
“I haven’t used an animal since,” the chairman of Rival’s PR remarked.
He was fired the following day.
There was Once a Woman who had Immortal Cells (Today I Found Out)
Bam Citadel (Sacred Sites)
Benford’s Law (Data Genetics)
Philip of Macedon
Je ne puis rien nommer si ce n’est par son nom;
J’appelle un chat un chat, et Rollet un fripon.
— Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux, Satire I, l. 51, 1716
This couplet translates to “I can call nothing by name if that is not his name. I call a cat a cat, and Rollet a rogue.” It is an allusion to a response provided by Philip II of Macedon to a foreign ambassador, who expressed his disapproval of some of the King’s subjects for calling him a traitor.
“My subjects are very uncouth,” Philip replied, “that they only know how to call things by their true names.”
Julian Lowell Coolidge (1873-1954), a renowned geometer, and professor at Harvard University in the early twentieth-century was known for his sharp wit and humor during his lectures. He once said, “I definitely try, when I teach, to make the students laugh. And while their mouths are open, I put something in for them to chew on.”
One time, while thinking about numbers, the following occurred to me:
12 = 3 × 4; 56 = 7 × 8
I’m sure that someone must have observed this way earlier. Nonetheless, I think that this little curiosity is worth noting here.
I like most of Kenny Roger’s song, but I think that The Gambler is one of my most favorite ones.
“It is better to be deceived by one’s friends than to deceive them.” — Goethe
This is a short video of some of the best bowling tricks of Andy Varipapa filmed in 1948. Anyway, the commentary is quite entertaining.