Pun Of The Weak: Horns

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The teacher had just spent several minutes talking about the bovine family (cows, oxen, etc.) to her class when she asked Little Johnny a question.

“Little Johnny, can you name something that is big, has horns and dangerous to get near to?” the teacher said.

“Cars!” Little Johnny answered.

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About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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20 Responses to Pun Of The Weak: Horns

  1. I do not know how I survived for two days without reading your posts. I am back so I feel much better now!

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  2. lindasschaub says:

    Ha ha – he’s a go-getter.

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  3. sportsdiva64 says:

    Little Johnny has a point, lol.

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  4. Poor Little Johnny! He’ll never catch up!!! Cheers and Thanks for the laugh!!! πŸ€—

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  5. S. Pilt says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. 2ndhalfolife says:

    Sad but true….and now they drive themselves.

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  7. Mr. Mel says:

    Smart lad!πŸ‘πŸ˜‰πŸš—

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Trudy.K says:

    Congratulations! I nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award trudykblog-wordpress-com-mystery-blogger-award-nomination

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Abigail says:

    Well, Little Johnny is not wrong.

    Liked by 3 people

  10. Garfield Hug says:

    πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ˜†

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Excellent πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  12. masercot says:

    Something that is big, has horns and dangerous to get near to? Louis Armstrong?

    Liked by 3 people

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