Dream Of A Spelling-Bee

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During the latter part of the nineteenth century, Spelling Bee competitions became popular in England. Punch magazine had several prose and illustrations which referenced this fad. One of them is the following nonsense verse titled “Dream of a Spelling-Bee” which the magazine published on January 22, 1876, is worth noting:

Menageries where sleuth-hounds caracole.
Where jaguar phalanx and phlegmatic gnu
Fright ptarmigan and kestrels cheek by jowl.
With peewit and precocious cockatoo.

Gaunt seneschals, in crotchety cockades.
With seine net trawl for porpoise in lagoons;
While scullions gauge erratic escapades
Of madrepores in water-logged galloons.

Flamboyant triptychs groined with gherkins green.
In reckless fracas with coquettish bream.
Ecstatic gargoyles, with grotesque chagrin,
Garnish the gruesome nightmare of my dream!

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15 thoughts on “Dream Of A Spelling-Bee

  1. I lost my sixth grade spelling bee because I used the right spelling of a word, although it was different than the spelling in the little study booklet that was given out. The word? I spelled it “preliminary” but the correct spelling, according to the booklet, was “preliminery ” (hopefully WP doesn’t change the spelling again, the first time I typed it into this comment, WP insisted on “preliminary”). My teachers got together and gave me a prize on their own because they disagreed with the decision.

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    1. As an avid reader of old books, I have seen a lot of alternate spellings like shew for show, artycle for article, and doute for doubt, but I have never seen -nary being replaced by -nery unless if it’s a misprint or due to the ignorance of the author. Even in Middle English, when say, ordinary was written as ordinarye, there wasn’t that kind of alternate spelling.

      So, that booklet was clearly wrong.

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