Disorder In The Court

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The following is a peculiar court transcript cited in Rodney Jone’s Disorderly Conduct: Verbatim Excerpts From Actual Cases (1987):

The Court: I got the Quadrophenia, but then he said somebody played in it, and I didn’t get that.

Prosecutor: The Who.

The Court: The what?

Witness: Musicians.

Prosecutor: The Who.

Witness: The Who.

The Court: Who?

Witness: The Who. That’s the name of the band.

The Court: So that’s the name of the group, the Who?

Witness: Yes, the Who.

The Court: Not the What? The Who?

Witness: No, the Who.

The Court: You got it, everybody? The Quadrophenia is a movie with the Who.

Witness: Punk rockers.

The Court: All right.

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My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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11 Responses to Disorder In The Court

  1. lindasschaub says:

    Sounded a little like the dialogue from “Who’s on First?” by Abbot and Costello.

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  2. Reblogged this on Pisaries Creator.

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  3. masercot says:

    Punk rockers? What planet are these people from?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. That’s right. Only that they were no punk rockers.

    Like

  5. Interesting and peculiar at same moment

    Like

  6. yassy says:

    Really. 😊

    Liked by 1 person

  7. shoreacres says:

    An alternate title for this post might be “Abbott and Costello Go To Court,” except in this case it would have been the Who on first.

    Liked by 4 people

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