Pun Of The Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes

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Teacher: Little Johnny, use “omnivorous” in a sentence.

Little Johnny: Tomorrow is the exam and I omnivorous about it.


Teacher: What is the antonym of nonplus?

Little Johnny: Nonminus!


Teacher: Little Johnny, if you have one dollar and you asked your dad for another one dollar, how much money would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar…

Teacher: You don’t know your basic math…

Little Johnny: You don’t know my dad!

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About Edmark M. Law

My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. I blog at learnfunfacts.com. You can find me on Twitter @EdmarkLaw and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com
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16 Responses to Pun Of The Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes

  1. Abigail says:

    Conversely, if I asked my dad for a dollar, he would give me a $5 bill.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. smartia97 says:

    He’s like me, though I answer that in my mind and give the teachers whatever they want to hear

    Liked by 1 person

  3. smartia97 says:

    He’s like me, though I answered that in my mind and give the teachers whatever

    Like

  4. curioussteph says:

    Good ones. Nonminus is a new one to me!

    Like

  5. HAha LOL …the last one made me laugh loudest!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Trudy.K says:

    😁 the first one

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  7. lindasschaub says:

    The teacher had to stifle a giggle and probably had a good laugh when her student left for the day. She had to keep a stern and strict face. I wonder if teachers accumulate such real statements by students and compete against other teachers to see who has the most-creative students.

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  8. anne leueen says:

    My Sunday morning smile! Thanks!

    Like

  9. Garfield Hug says:

    🤣🤣🤣I enjoyed this and will remember these for a long while!

    Liked by 1 person

  10. That last one sounds just
    like my dad.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Those are really funny.
    😃

    Liked by 1 person

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