Pun Of The Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes


Teacher: Little Johnny, use “omnivorous” in a sentence.

Little Johnny: Tomorrow is the exam and I omnivorous about it.

Teacher: What is the antonym of nonplus?

Little Johnny: Nonminus!

Teacher: Little Johnny, if you have one dollar and you asked your dad for another one dollar, how much money would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar…

Teacher: You don’t know your basic math…

Little Johnny: You don’t know my dad!

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18 thoughts on “Pun Of The Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes

  1. The teacher had to stifle a giggle and probably had a good laugh when her student left for the day. She had to keep a stern and strict face. I wonder if teachers accumulate such real statements by students and compete against other teachers to see who has the most-creative students.

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