Teacher: Little Johnny, use “omnivorous” in a sentence.
Little Johnny: Tomorrow is the exam and I omnivorous about it.
Teacher: What is the antonym of nonplus?
Little Johnny: Nonminus!
Teacher: Little Johnny, if you have one dollar and you asked your dad for another one dollar, how much money would you have?
Little Johnny: One dollar…
Teacher: You don’t know your basic math…
Little Johnny: You don’t know my dad!
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Conversely, if I asked my dad for a dollar, he would give me a $5 bill.
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You have a great dad.
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I think so. 🙂
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Haha!
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He’s like me, though I answer that in my mind and give the teachers whatever they want to hear
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He’s like me, though I answered that in my mind and give the teachers whatever
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Good ones. Nonminus is a new one to me!
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HAha LOL …the last one made me laugh loudest!
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😁 the first one
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The teacher had to stifle a giggle and probably had a good laugh when her student left for the day. She had to keep a stern and strict face. I wonder if teachers accumulate such real statements by students and compete against other teachers to see who has the most-creative students.
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My Sunday morning smile! Thanks!
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🤣🤣🤣I enjoyed this and will remember these for a long while!
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Haha funny 😂
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That last one sounds just
like my dad.
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Ha ha😁
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Those are really funny.
😃
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