Teacher: Little Johnny, use “omnivorous” in a sentence.
Little Johnny: Tomorrow is the exam and I omnivorous about it.
Teacher: What is the antonym of nonplus?
Little Johnny: Nonminus!
Teacher: Little Johnny, if you have one dollar and you asked your dad for another one dollar, how much money would you have?
Little Johnny: One dollar…
Teacher: You don’t know your basic math…
Little Johnny: You don’t know my dad!