“The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.” — Ted Nelson.
“Any fool can use a computer. Many do.” — Ibid.
“They say that computers can’t think, but I have one that does. It thinks it’s broken.” — Gene Perret
“I shop at a computer store called, ‘Your Crap is Already Obsolete.'” — Jeff Cesario
“They have finally come up with a perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.” — Milton Berle, Milton Berle’s Private Joke File, 1992
“When I’m around hard-core computer geeks, I wanna say, ‘Come outside, the graphics are great!'” — Matt Weinhold