Q: How can a cheetah change its spots?
A: By moving.
Q: The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place.
Q: The maker doesn’t need it, the buyer doesn’t want it, and the owner doesn’t know he has it. What is it?
A: Windows Firewall.
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: Airplane Toilet.
Q: Which animal has a tail between its eyes?
A: A cat licking its rear.