Random Joke #15: Stock Price

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CEO: Somebody is slowly buying us out! Find a way to make our stock price up so it would be too costly for them. I don’t care about your method as long as you accomplish it.

PR Officer: All right.

After some time, the company’s stock price did increase…

CEO: How did you do it?

PR Officer: I spread a rumor and the people obviously liked it.

CEO: What is it?

PR Officer: I said that you are resigning.

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