During his youth, Irish author James Joyce was not doing well financially and he had to do several odd jobs. One time, he tried to apply in a bank. He was interviewed by the bank manager and the interview went something like this:
Manager: “Do you smoke?”
Manager: “Do you drink?”
Manager: “Do you go with girls?”
The manager was not impressed by this display of virtue.
“Away with you!” he said. “You’d probably rob the bank.”