Pun of the Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes #2


Teacher: Johnny, please give an example of an animal that travels long distances?

Little Johnny: My goldfish. It travels around the globe.


The history teacher was discussing the disadvantages of war and the importance of peace. When she asked whom of them are against wars, all of her students raised their hands.

“Johnny, can you tell us why you object to wars?”, the teacher said.

Little Johnny replied, “Because wars make history.”


Teacher (after completing a long calculation): And so, x is equal to 0.

Johnny: All that work for nothing…

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12 thoughts on “Pun of the Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes #2

  1. I grew up with Little Johnny jokes, too. It seems like every time I run across more, they’re ones I’ve never heard. Maybe someone’s in a back room of the universe, cranking them out for new generations of kids.

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