Random Joke #17: Prepared Speech

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From London comes the story of the tycoon who was reading a prepared speech to a meeting of the nation’s big shots:

“The average businessman is tired,” he thundered, pausing now and again to readjust his glasses. “He worked twenty hours a day on work. He is physically and mentally exhausted. But what a lead-pipe cinch he has had compared to the defenseless secretaries who have had to type all this interminable hogwash.” The delighted audience let out a roar of laughter.

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My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. You can find me on Twitter` and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com

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