I saw this on a newsgroup many years ago:
At a high-class restaurant…
Question: What would you like to have: Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea, please.
Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.
Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White.
Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
Answer: With milk.
Question: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?
Answer: With cow milk, please.
Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I’ll take it black.
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.
Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: …
It’s nice to have options. In a sort of reversal, I was asked in a coffee shop if I wanted regular milk. What’s regular milk? It turned out to be 2%.
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As if we needed further proof that the world has gone mad!
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And, for God’s sake, don’t ask for a salad…
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Oh God!!! I think after the 3rd question I would have said, “You know, let’s make it a glass of Your house cabernet.” Done. 😅
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Ha ha, Good one 🙂
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Reblogged this on From the Heart and commented:
Something quite funny. 😀
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this is really funny given the fact that I am from ceylon. Am going to reblog this. Hope you don’t mind. Cheers
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Sparkling water, plain, squeeze of 1/4 of a Lemon.
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Supply exceeds demand, prices fall.
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I am filled with so much laughter that I forgot all about what I really want to drink.
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Does this high-class restaurant actually ever sell anything?? Sheesh!
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