Puns of the Weak #2

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“Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Bruce Lansky, For Better and for Worse, 1995

Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? Here’s an incredibly simple way to do it, and there is nothing to buy, no investment to make, no money to lose! Try it now!

Follow this simple procedure:

  1. Hold down the shift key.
  2. Hit the 4 key four times.

“When the temperature exceeded his forecast, the weatherman took the heat.” — Jumble

Teacher: Has anyone seen the Catskill Mountains?

Little Johnny: No, but I’ve seen cats kill mice.

 

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My name Edmark M. Law. I work as a freelance writer, mainly writing about science and mathematics. I am an ardent hobbyist. I like to read, solve puzzles, play chess, make origami and play basketball. In addition, I dabble in magic, particularly card magic and other sleight-of-hand type magic. I live in Hong Kong. You can find me on Twitter` and Facebook. My email is edmarklaw@learnfunfacts.com

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