Category Archives: Humor

Pun Of The Weak: Metallurgy

“Metallurgy is the study of how to keep people from being allergic to metals.” — Anon., Irving Daily News, January 15, 1979 Advertisements

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Gleanings From The Past #49

Procrastination To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace, from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time! And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. — William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act 5, … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Misers

“Misers sit and let the rest of the world go buy.” — From a graffiti I saw several years ago in Suffolk, England.

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Gleanings From The Past #48

We Regret the Error Yet worse was the condition of the editor who, having in a touching obituary notice of a soldier described the deceased as a ‘battle-scarred veteran,’ was driven frantic to find in the morning that the types … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Duet

Teacher: Little Johnny, please use “duet” in a sentence. Little Johnny: What is “duet”? Teacher: You’re not listening again… Duet is a song or instrumental music sung or played by two people. Little Johnny: Oh I see… If you can’t … Continue reading

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What I Don’t Like ‘Bout Haiku

Image Credit: HubPages What I don’t like ’bout Haiku is that when I am Just beginning, I

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Gleanings From The Past #47

Music Alfieri, often before he wrote, prepared his mind by listening to music: “Almost all my tragedies were sketched in my mind either in the act of hearing music or a few hours after” — a circumstance which has been … Continue reading

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