Category Archives: Humor
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. Note: I’ll be away from the blogosphere and the internet in general for the next week or so since I am now doing a project which needs my full attention. … Continue reading
The Ape-drunk, who leaps and sings and hollers The Lion-drunk, who is quarrelsome and rude The Swine-drunk, who is sleepy and lumpish The Sheep-drunk, wise in his own conceit, but unable to speak The Maudlin-drunk, who declares he loves all … Continue reading
A Convoluted Testimony A witness being called to give evidence in a court of Connecticut, respecting the loss of a shirt, gave the following—”Mother said, that Ruth said, that Nell said that Paul told her, that she see a man … Continue reading
During a math class… Teacher: John, if a gallon of fuel oil cost $3 and you paid your distributor $600, how many gallons of oil will be delivered to you? John: Maybe around 190 gallons. Teacher: No, that’s not the … Continue reading
Bulldozer – someone who sleeps during a political speech.