Tag Archives: Daffynitions

Pun Of The Weak: Eavesdrop

Eavesdrop — To fall off the edge of the roof while trying to overhear a conversation. Advertisements

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #3

Avoidance — A dance for people who don’t like each other. Carbon Dioxymoron — Dry ice. Penicillin — A cheap antibiotic. Sarcasm — Quip lash. Universal Remote — The invention that changes everything.  

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Pun Of The Weak: Metallurgy

“Metallurgy is the study of how to keep people from being allergic to metals.” — Anon., Irving Daily News, January 15, 1979

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #2

Banker — Someone who takes a lot of interest in his work. Document — Reiterating what your doctor said in your own words. Feedback — What happens when your dog didn’t like the food. Inflation — Fate worse than debt. … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #1

Abalone — What you see most of the time on TV and the web. Aftermath — After your math exam. Avoidable — What a bullfighter tries to do. Devastation — A place where buses arrive and depart. Egotist — A … Continue reading

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