Tag Archives: Humor

Pun Of The Weak: Giving

When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. Note: I’ll be away from the blogosphere and the internet in general for the next week or so since I am now doing a project which needs my full attention. … Continue reading

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Gleanings From The Past #5

Common Sense We teach the children Danish, trigonometry, and Spanish; fill their heads with modern notions, and the secrets of the oceans, and the hieroglyph inscriptions from the land of the Egyptians; learn the date of every battle, know the … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Ambiguity

An ambiguous sentence… Continue reading

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Eight Degrees Of Drunkenness

The Ape-drunk, who leaps and sings and hollers The Lion-drunk, who is quarrelsome and rude The Swine-drunk, who is sleepy and lumpish The Sheep-drunk, wise in his own conceit, but unable to speak The Maudlin-drunk, who declares he loves all … Continue reading

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Gleanings From The Past #4

A Convoluted Testimony A witness being called to give evidence in a court of Connecticut, respecting the loss of a shirt, gave the following—”Mother said, that Ruth said, that Nell said that Paul told her, that she see a man … Continue reading

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Random Joke #3: Theory Vs. Reality

During a math class… Teacher: John, if a gallon of fuel oil cost $3 and you paid your distributor $600, how many gallons of oil will be delivered to you? John: Maybe around 190 gallons. Teacher: No, that’s not the … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Speech

Bulldozer – someone who sleeps during a political speech.

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