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Color Blind The crier employed by an auctioneer in Portsmouth, among other articles, cried white silk stockings, of all colors. — Chaplet of Comus, 1811 Precise Pronunciation A gentleman of the bar in Ireland walking one day with a friend, … Continue reading
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s … Continue reading
Don’t judge people who connect their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems since that would be stereotyping.
“My wife will buy anything marked down. Yesterday, she tried to buy an escalator.” — Joey Bishop
An ill-prepared college student taking a math exam just before Christmas vacation wrote on his paper, “Only God knows the answers to these questions. Merry Christmas!” The professor graded the papers and wrote this note: “God gets 100, you get … Continue reading
Q: Why is it not practical to play cards on a very small boat?