Tag Archives: Jokes

Pun Of The Weak: Misers

“Misers sit and let the rest of the world go buy.” — From a graffiti I saw several years ago in Suffolk, England. Advertisements

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Random Joke #10: Metric Problems

It was said that an Australian bank officer heard the following explanation from a farmer who has money problems: It all started back in 1966 when they changed pounds to dollars, me bloomin’ overdraft doubles. Then they brought in kilograms … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: School Of Hard Knocks

School of Hard Knocks — A place where door-to-door salesmen and other types of people you don’t want knocking on your door are trained.

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Gleanings From The Past #39

Color Blind The crier employed by an auctioneer in Portsmouth, among other articles, cried white silk stockings, of all colors. — Chaplet of Comus, 1811 Precise Pronunciation A gentleman of the bar in Ireland walking one day with a friend, … Continue reading

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Random Joke #9: A Restaurant That Works Like An IT Support

Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Stereotype

Don’t judge people who connect their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems since that would be stereotyping.  

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Pun Of The Weak: Mark Down

“My wife will buy anything marked down. Yesterday, she tried to buy an escalator.” — Joey Bishop

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