Tag Archives: Pun of the Weak

Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #2

Banker — Someone who takes a lot of interest in his work. Document — Reiterating what your doctor said in your own words. Feedback — What happens when your dog didn’t like the food. Inflation — Fate worse than debt. … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Bullish Puns

Forgetful cows give milk of amnesia. Pampered cows give spoiled milk. Nervous cows give milk shakes. — Richard Lederer Déjà moo — The feeling that you have already heard a particular bull before. This happens a lot when you’re watching … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Truth In Advertizing

This is brilliant. It’s an old ad for the 1997 BMW 328i Convertible.

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Pun Of The Weak: A Sunny Limerick

Image: NASA There was once a curious youngling Who stayed up all night while wondering Why’s the Sun not present, And where it went. Then it dawned on him the next morning.

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Pun Of The Weak: School Of Hard Knocks

School of Hard Knocks — A place where door-to-door salesmen and other types of people you don’t want knocking on your door are trained.

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Pun Of The Weak: Nonstop

“They mention that it’s a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don’t care for that sort of thing. Call me old-fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.” — George Carlin

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Pun Of The Weak: Leauge

I remember joining a tennis tournament where I was the only player when the tournament started. The organizers said that I was in a league of my own.  

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