Tag Archives: Pun of the Weak

Pun Of The Weak: Procrastination

In the Self-Help Section of a bookstore: Customer: Do you have books about procrastination? Clerk: I’m sorry sir, but we haven’t gotten around to ordering them yet. Advertisements

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Pun Of The Weak: Best Things

“The best things in life are free, it’s the worst things that are expensive.” — Syman Hirsch

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #3

Avoidance — A dance for people who don’t like each other. Carbon Dioxymoron — Dry ice. Penicillin — A cheap antibiotic. Sarcasm — Quip lash. Universal Remote — The invention that changes everything.  

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Pun Of The Weak: Less Money

The workers at the mint reportedly are threatening to go on strike. They want to make less money.

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Pun Of The Weak: Bored Room

Bored Room — A room where corporate meetings are held.

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Pun Of The Weak: Gourmet

Gourmet cooking — How people with too much thyme in their hands to cook.

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Pun Of The Weak: Inflation

Inflation — Cutting money to pieces without destroying the paper.

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