Tag Archives: Pun of the Weak

Pun Of The Weak: Oops!

It said to be that the following goof was uttered by a radio commentator (I’m not sure if this is real or apocryphal though): “When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Investing

“I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit. He was wiped out before he could turn around.” — Dave Astor

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Pun Of The Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes

Teacher: Little Johnny, use “omnivorous” in a sentence. Little Johnny: Tomorrow is the exam and I omnivorous about it. Teacher: What is the antonym of nonplus? Little Johnny: Nonminus! Teacher: Little Johnny, if you have one dollar and you asked … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Eavesdrop

Eavesdrop — To fall off the edge of the roof while trying to overhear a conversation.

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Pun Of The Weak: Procrastination

In the Self-Help Section of a bookstore: Customer: Do you have books about procrastination? Clerk: I’m sorry sir, but we haven’t gotten around to ordering them yet.

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Pun Of The Weak: Best Things

“The best things in life are free, it’s the worst things that are expensive.” — Syman Hirsch

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #3

Avoidance — A dance for people who don’t like each other. Carbon Dioxymoron — Dry ice. Penicillin — A cheap antibiotic. Sarcasm — Quip lash. Universal Remote — The invention that changes everything.  

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