Pun of the Weak: Lesson Learned

An entomologist strapped an insect trap to the back of a farmer’s horse. After the horse had been out in the pasture a few days, the entomologist went back to check the trap. To his sorrow, he found that a strolling roan gathers no moths.  

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Pun of the Weak: Gambling

The butcher bet me $50 I couldn’t guess the weight of the meat up on the top shelf of his cooler. I decided not to gamble; the steaks were too high. — Tim Vine

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Pun of the Weak: It’s Logical

Here’s a classic one: Two ladies argue with one another every day from their windows, across an intervening lane. They never agreed, which was to be expected of course, for they argued from different premises!

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Pun of the Weak: Representing Numbers Without Numbers

Little Johnny somehow finished his education and is now attending a job interview. The interviewer did a background check on Johnny and he concluded that he wouldn’t want to hire him. So, he devised a test which he’s sure that Johnny would fail. “Before we can hire you, you have to pass my test,” the […]

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Pun of the Weak: Wonky Donkey

Note: The following contains some parts which some readers may consider objectionable or offensive. Reader discretion is advised. Click to Show Content What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a […]

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Pun of the Weak: Census

The census taker knocked on an old lady’s door. He asked her several questions and she answered all of them except one. She refused to tell him her age. “But everyone tells their age to the census taker,” he said. “Did Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?” she asked stubbornly. “Certainly,” the […]

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