Pun Of The Weak: Here’s Looking At Euclid

Higgledy-piggledy Euclid Geometer Pained by the asking of “What is the use Studying the doctrines so Axiomatical?” Answered acutely, “Oh, Don’t be obtuse!” — Anthony Harrington Advertisements

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Pun Of The Weak: Ambition

Father: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up? Son: I want to be a military tank driver. Father: I won’t stand in your way!

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Pun Of The Weak: Oops!

It said to be that the following goof was uttered by a radio commentator (I’m not sure if this is real or apocryphal though): “When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after.” Here’s another blunder in a similar vein which occurred during […]

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Pun Of The Weak: Investing

“I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit. He was wiped out before he could turn around.” — Dave Astor

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Pun Of The Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes

Teacher: Little Johnny, use “omnivorous” in a sentence. Little Johnny: Tomorrow is the exam and I omnivorous about it. Teacher: What is the antonym of nonplus? Little Johnny: Nonminus! Teacher: Little Johnny, if you have one dollar and you asked your dad for another one dollar, how much money would you have? Little Johnny: One […]

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Pun Of The Weak: Procrastination

In the Self-Help Section of a bookstore: Customer: Do you have books about procrastination? Clerk: I’m sorry sir, but we haven’t gotten around to ordering them yet.

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #3

Avoidance — A dance for people who don’t like each other. Carbon Dioxymoron — Dry ice. Penicillin — A cheap antibiotic. Sarcasm — Quip lash. Universal Remote — The invention that changes everything.  

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