Tag Archives: Pun of the Weak

Pun Of The Weak: Bored Room

Bored Room — A room where corporate meetings are held. Advertisements

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Pun Of The Weak: Gourmet

Gourmet cooking — How people with too much thyme in their hands to cook.

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Pun Of The Weak: Inflation

Inflation — Cutting money to pieces without destroying the paper.

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Pun Of The Weak: Metallurgy

“Metallurgy is the study of how to keep people from being allergic to metals.” — Anon., Irving Daily News, January 15, 1979

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Pun Of The Weak: Misers

“Misers sit and let the rest of the world go buy.” — From a graffiti I saw several years ago in Suffolk, England.

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Pun Of The Weak: Duet

Teacher: Little Johnny, please use “duet” in a sentence. Little Johnny: What is “duet”? Teacher: You’re not listening again… Duet is a song or instrumental music sung or played by two people. Little Johnny: Oh I see… If you can’t … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Horns

The teacher had just spent several minutes talking about the bovine family (cows, oxen, etc.) to her class when she asked Little Johnny a question. “Little Johnny, can you name something that is big, has horns and dangerous to get … Continue reading

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