Pun of the Weak: It’s Logical

Here’s a classic one: Two ladies argue with one another every day from their windows, across an intervening lane. They never agreed, which was to be expected of course, for they argued from different premises!

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Pun of the Weak: Representing Numbers Without Numbers

Little Johnny somehow finished his education and is now attending a job interview. The interviewer did a background check on Johnny and he concluded that he wouldn’t want to hire him. So, he devised a test which he’s sure that Johnny would fail. “Before we can hire you, you have to pass my test,” the […]

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Pun of the Weak: Wonky Donkey

Note: The following contains some parts which some readers may consider objectionable or offensive. Reader discretion is advised. Click to Show Content What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a […]

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Pun of the Weak: Census

The census taker knocked on an old lady’s door. He asked her several questions and she answered all of them except one. She refused to tell him her age. “But everyone tells their age to the census taker,” he said. “Did Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?” she asked stubbornly. “Certainly,” the […]

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Pun of the Weak: Table of Contents

Redditor u/PundoraBox shared the following “Table of Contents” on Reddit: He or she remarked: “Feel free to use it in your presentation.”

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Pun of the Weak: Some Little Johnny Jokes #2

Teacher: Johnny, please give an example of an animal that travels long distances? Little Johnny: My goldfish. It travels around the globe. 😂😂😂 The history teacher was discussing the disadvantages of war and the importance of peace. When she asked whom of them are against wars, all of her students raised their hands. “Johnny, can […]

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Pun of the Weak: Vision

Interviewer: How do you see yourself next year in our company? Applicant: I can’t see that far… I don’t even have a 20/20 vision. (Note: Forgive me for using this overused pun as this is my last chance to do so.)

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