Tag Archives: Pun of the Weak

Pun Of The Weak: Book Borrowers

Please return this book. I find that though many of my friends are poor mathematicians, they are nearly all good bookkeepers. — Walter Scott, written in a bookplate in one of his books  

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Homesick – When your dog throws up inside your house.

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Pun Of The Weak: Antique

The way they are making things today, antiques will be a thing of the past in the future.

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Pun Of The Weak: Steps

Notice in an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

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Pun Of The Weak: Cabby

Cabby — A person who drives away customers.

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Pun Of The Weak: Herd Of Cows

Saw this one on the internet a few days ago… During a school field trip to a farm, Little Johnny saw several cows grazing. “Hey, look! There’s a bunch of cows over there,” Little Johnny told his classmates. The teacher … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Onomatopoeia

Onomatopoeia — The dog’s response when asked why he didn’t need to go out.

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