Tag Archives: Puns
Forger – a person who tries to make a name for himself, but picks the wrong one.
I’ve already got a hybrid car. Half of it belongs to me and half to the bank. – Bob Thaves, Frank and Ernest
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. Note: I’ll be away from the blogosphere and the internet in general for the next week or so since I am now doing a project which needs my full attention. … Continue reading
Bulldozer – someone who sleeps during a political speech.
I’ve been studying a thesaurus lately. I learned that a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. – Anon.
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” — Henny Youngman