Tag Archives: Puns

Pun Of The Weak: School Of Hard Knocks

School of Hard Knocks — A place where door-to-door salesmen and other types of people you don’t want knocking on your door are trained. Advertisements

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Pun Of The Weak: Leauge

I remember joining a tennis tournament where I was the only player when the tournament started. The organizers said that I was in a league of my own.  

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Pun Of The Weak: Math Booths

I went to a math conference, and they had booths set up for several different branches of mathematics so students could learn about them. Unfortunately, the topology booth was closed, the algebra booth was way out in a field, and … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Stereotype

Don’t judge people who connect their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems since that would be stereotyping.  

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Pun Of The Weak: The Longest Word

During an English lesson… Teacher: The longest English word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis… Little Johnny: I know a longer word than that. Teacher: Could you please tell us what it is? Little Johnny: Whatever follows “…and now a word from our sponsors…”.

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Pun Of The Weak: Mark Down

“My wife will buy anything marked down. Yesterday, she tried to buy an escalator.” — Joey Bishop

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Pun Of The Weak: Cards

Q: Why is it not practical to play cards on a very small boat?

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