Tag Archives: Puns
Please return this book. I find that though many of my friends are poor mathematicians, they are nearly all good bookkeepers. — Walter Scott, written in a bookplate in one of his books
Homesick – When your dog throws up inside your house.
The way they are making things today, antiques will be a thing of the past in the future.
Cabby — A person who drives away customers.
Saw this one on the internet a few days ago… During a school field trip to a farm, Little Johnny saw several cows grazing. “Hey, look! There’s a bunch of cows over there,” Little Johnny told his classmates. The teacher … Continue reading
Onomatopoeia — The dog’s response when asked why he didn’t need to go out.
Have you ever wonder why office staff is always tired despite not doing a lot of physical activities. As it turns out, they regularly do several strenuous activities, such as: