Tag Archives: Puns

Pun Of The Weak: Failed

A medical student was surprised when he got a failing grade in his radiology class. So, he approached his professor to ask why he received that kind of grade. “Do you remember the self X-ray you performed?” the professor questioned. … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Money Grows On Trees

Money does indeed grow on trees. However, the problem is that all the branches are owned by the banks.

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Gleanings From The Past #13

Nonconductor Dr. Beeton, in a letter to Dr. Mitchill of New York, dated 19th of July, 1824, states, that the beech tree (that is, the broad leaved or American variety of Fagus sylvatiea,) is never known to be assailed by … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Daffynitions #1

Abalone — What you see most of the time on TV and the web. Aftermath — After your math exam. Avoidable — What a bullfighter tries to do. Devastation — A place where buses arrive and depart. Egotist — A … Continue reading

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Pun Of The Weak: Trying On Shoes

Some people keep trying on shoes until the salesman has a fit.

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Pun Of The Weak: Correction

A newspaper correction: Yesterday we mistakenly reported that a talk was given by a battle-scared hero. We apologize for the error. We obviously meant that the talk was given by a bottle-scarred hero.

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Pun Of The Weak: Living Condition

Jack: I live in a high rise apartment. Rod: Really? Jack: Yeah, the rent keeps rising…  

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