Random Joke #17: Prepared Speech

From London comes the story of the tycoon who was reading a prepared speech to a meeting of the nation’s big shots: “The average businessman is tired,” he thundered, pausing now and again to readjust his glasses. “He worked twenty hours a day on work. He is physically and mentally exhausted. But what a lead-pipe cinch he has had […]

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Random Joke #16: Horse in the Bathtub

Image: HabitatofHorses.org An Englishman buys a horse and hires porters to take the horse up to his apartment on the fourth floor. The porters exert themselves and sweat. Finally they succeed in getting the horse to his apartment. He asks them to put the horse in the bathtub. After they finish the job, one of […]

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Random Joke #15: Stock Price

CEO: Somebody is slowly buying us out! Find a way to make our stock price up so it would be too costly for them. I don’t care about your method as long as you accomplish it. PR Officer: All right. After some time, the company’s stock price did increase… CEO: How did you do it? […]

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Random Joke #13: Right Triangle

Little Johnny is not so little anymore. So, now, it’s time for him to learn some algebra. Johnny’s math teacher was bemused over the answer to an exam question about right triangles that he had written. It was the single word “rhinoceros.” “Well,” the teacher said, “This is not a word that I ordinarily associate […]

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Random Joke #12: Odds

An ailing bookmaker sent his son to summon the doctor. Instead of the expected man, a stranger arrived. Later, the bookmaker asked for an explanation. “Well,” said the boy, “there were a lot of brass plates on the doors, and when I got to the one you told me to go to, it said, ‘Consultations, 10 to 1.’ The one […]

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Random Joke #11: Keeping Secrets

During a dinner party, a group of people was having a conversation on different topics. Then someone brought up a question: “Who’s better at keeping secrets, men or women?” “Women can’t keep secrets!” a man said. “No, you are wrong,” a woman retorted. “I have been keeping my age a secret since I was 23.” […]

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Random Joke #10: Metric Problems

It was said that an Australian bank officer heard the following explanation from a farmer who has money problems: It all started back in 1966 when they changed pounds to dollars, me bloomin’ overdraft doubles. Then they brought in kilograms instead of pounds and me wool clip dropped by half. Then they changed rain to […]

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Random Joke #9: A Restaurant That Works Like An IT Support

Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re eating the soup. Try eating it with […]

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Random Joke #8: Exam Result

An ill-prepared college student taking a math exam just before Christmas vacation wrote on his paper, “Only God knows the answers to these questions. Merry Christmas!” The professor graded the papers and wrote this note: “God gets 100, you get 0. Happy New Year!” — Millard Dale Baughman, Teacher’s Treasury of Stories for Every Occasion, […]

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Random Joke #7: Traffic Hazard

Rick rushed into his work and said loudly, “I tell you, women drivers are a hazard in traffic. Driving to work this morning on thе freeway, I looked over to my left and there was this woman driving with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her lipstick. I looked away […]

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