Random Joke #6: Life

During a conversation: “Hey, you know, I have an account on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google Plus, LinkedIn, Tumblr, Youtube, Pinterest, Flickr, Reddit and on several online forums as well.” “Oh, um… do you have a life?” “OMG!!! Why haven’t I heard of that yet?! Can you give me the link?” Advertisements

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Random Joke #5: Change Course

One night, the captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead. He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which went: “Change course 10 degrees South.” The reply was quickly flashed back… “You change course 10 degrees North.” The captain was a little annoyed at this reply and sent a further […]

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Random Joke #4: Mysterious Sound

Once upon a time, a man was driving along the road, when his car broke down near a monastery. He went to the monastery, said, “My car broke down. Can I stay the night here?” He was relieved that the monks agreed to let him stay the night. The monks even gave him food and […]

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Random Joke #3: The Donkey Meteorologist

Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the […]

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Random Joke #3: Theory Vs. Reality

During a math class… Teacher: John, if a gallon of fuel oil cost $3 and you paid your distributor $600, how many gallons of oil will be delivered to you? John: Maybe around 190 gallons. Teacher: No, that’s not the correct answer. John: I know that it’s not right, but that’s the way it is… […]

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Random Joke #2: What’s 2 Plus 2

An engineer, a mathematician, a logician, a lawyer and an accountant apply for the position of manager of a large division. To determine who’s the most suitable applicant, the interviewer asked each of them to answer this question: “What’s 2 plus 2?” When the interviewer asked the question to the old engineer, he immediately whipped […]

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Random Joke #1: Monkeys Of The Stock Market

Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10. And, as supply started to diminish, the villagers […]

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